"Most People Are Too Busy Earning a Living to Make Any Money"
"This is so simple and easy, anyone with a home computer and internet connection can get started and put my system to work for them over the next 7 days. I am so confident in this that I am willing to let you see it for FREE and try it out for the next 60 DAYS before deciding if you want to keep it..."
Hello,
I used to work hard. The 18-hour days. The 7-day weeks. But I didn't start making money until I did less - a lot less.
Unless you're already making a good living by working not particularly hard for yourself from the comfort of your own home, I think you're going to be fascinated by what I am about to reveal to you. The truth of the matter is, there are already a select group of people who no longer have to report for work, and yet they make anything from $200 to $2,000+ a day 'working' from their own homes.
Would you like to be one of these new breed of relaxed work-from-home six-figure earners?
I used to live in a flat above a jeweller's, next to a butcher's.
I had no capital, experience, or special equipment. Within seven months of operating this system, I was living in a three-bed semi in an up-market area of town.
Now I have my own "carer" who does my cooking, cleaning, washing, gardening, shopping, driving, etc, and receives a three-figure weekly sum, paid for out of my own profits. There are people on the internet who think I'm great, although these are invariably weirdos and nutjobs who advocate, for example, that "all Jews" should be "tortured and killed".
Imagine being able to sleep in whenever you want to! Not having to rush out of the house to your job. Imagine not having to see that boss or those annoying people you have to work with ever again! Getting up at 10am or even later, deciding whether to have breakfast or brunch, ambling out into the garden for a while, then possibly deciding to "work" for an hour or two when you feel like it every now and then, interspersed with long breaks of doing whatever you like. Such as watching high-definition TV whilst sitting in a leather sofa, getting involved in a fracas with your partner's son, or phoning the local police to report people whom you believe to be a nuisance.
A mate of mine used to be a registered nurse, a minder of hookers, a drug dealer, etc, and reputedly used to live out of a knapsack under a bridge.
After operating my system for a few years, he is living in a nice home in an exclusive area not far from a river.
And he can yell and swear at the police, to the consternation of his neighbors, but with total impunity.
There's absolutely no reason why it can't happen to you. Especially when you consider there are people making six-figure incomes who are probably no cleverer or better educated than you are. Once you have the inside knowledge on this respectable business - respectable as judged by anyone who counts, that is - you will succeed, I promise you. And I shall not debit your account for two months, thereby providing you with the opportunity to try out my system for FREE. Remember, my word is my bond. If you have any doubts about that, ask that guy from Mount Lawley or the readers of the WakeUpFromYourSlumber forum for a second opinion.
Send your name, address and card details to:
paranoidnarcissist@fugaziquo.com
You'll not regret it for a moment!
P.S. Don't delay, make your move today. When the allotted places have been filled, I shall not be able to accommodate any more applicants. You have nothing to lose, even if you think I'm full of beans.
In case anyone failed to notice, the above is a satirical piece.